Remove the Recycle Bin from the Desktop

If you don't use the Recycle Bin to store deleted files , you can get rid of its desktop icon all together.

Goto Run (Window Key + R):
Type Regedit and go to:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/SOFTWARE/Microsoft/Windows/CurrentVersion/explorer/ Desktop/NameSpace

Right Click on {645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E} And Delete it !

Works in Windows XP / 2003.

Python Catcher (Africa)

If you think your job is too difficult, see these africans job !

And u think your work is tough... 

Better thank the Lord and keep on moving! 

Who is Deaf ?

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.
He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness".
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed.
He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response.
He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

Thats INDIA

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
World. 















So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China . 



On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone 


mounted on the wall with a sign that read
'$10,000 per call'. 













The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
The telephone was used for. 


The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.  




The American thanked the priest and went along his way. 









Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. 



He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. 




She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He
Could talk to God. 


'O.K., thank you,' said the American. 


He then traveled to  Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France . 





In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000
Per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to

See if Indians had the same phone. 













He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read

'One
Rupee per call.' 







The American was surprised so he 


asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to

Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call. 













Why is it so cheap here?' 








The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in India now, Son - it's a

Local
Call'.
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

Appraisal letter : with encryption

Appraisal letter : with encryption..... Dear Manager (HR),    Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found    Hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without    Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never    Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always    Finishes given assignments on time. Often Vimal takes extended    Measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee    Breaks. Vimal is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no    Vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound    Knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vimal can be    Classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be    Dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vimal be    Promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be    Sent away as soon as possible.    Signed - Project Leader   NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report   Sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)   For my true assessment of him.