Don't Try to guess Gifts by shaking.././..

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said,

Teacher : "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers."
Boy : "That's right, but how did you know?"
Teacher : "Oh, just a wild guess,"

The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it

Teacher:  "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
Girl: "That's right, but how did you know?"
Teacher: "Oh, just a wild guess,"

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.

Teacher: "Is it wine?"
Boy: "No," (excited)
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
Teacher: "Is it champagne?" 
Boy: "No," (more excited)
The teacher took one more taste before declaring,
Teacher: "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Wonderful Definitions !!!

Wonderful Definitions

School:
A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father:
A banker provided by nature

Criminal:
A person no different from the rest
...except that he/she got caught

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

DOCTOR:
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

Difference between Boys n Girls !!!!

Just ses this images to know,difference between Boys n Girls!!!!

Enabling The Registry Editor

The malware disables the Registry Editor. To restore the said system tool, perform the following instructions:

1. Open Notepad. Click Start>Run, type Notepad, then press Enter.
2. Copy and paste the following:(begain below the stars and allign all code properly)
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Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
With WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
On Error Resume Next
.RegDelete "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\DisableRegistryTools"
.RegDelete "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\System\DisableCMD"
.RegDelete "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\DisableTaskMgr"
.RegDelete "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\policies\system\DisableTaskMgr"
End With
Mybox = MsgBox(jobfunc & enab & vbCR & "Restore_Finished!", 4096, t)



3. Save this file as C:\RESTORE.VBS.
4. Click Start>Run, type C:\RESTORE.VBS, then press Enter.
5. Click Yes at the prompt of the message box.
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Removing Autostart Entry from the Registry

This solution deletes/modifies a registry entry added/modified by this malware. Before performing the steps below, make sure you know how to back up the registry and how to restore it if a problem occurs. Refer to this Microsoft article for more information about modifying your computer's registry.

1. Open Registry Editor. Click Start>Run, type REGEDIT, then press Enter.

2. In the left panel, double-click the following:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER>Software>Microsoft>Windows>
CurrentVersion>Run

3. In the right panel, locate and delete the entry:
Msn Messsenger = "%System%\regsvr.exe"

(Note: %System% is the Windows system folder, which is usually C:\Windows\System on Windows 98 and ME, C:\WINNT\System32 on Windows NT and 2000, or C:\Windows\System32 on Windows XP and Server 2003.)

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Deny Access and delete to the folder (Lock)

Lock:

Yes make your folder more secure...

Follow the steps:

1) Open Folder Option

In View Tab Uncheck the Option Use Simple File Sharing

2) Right Click on the Folder which you want to Lock and Goto Properties

Now You will find the new Tab called Security

Click on Your User name and click Deny to all

3) Click Ok

4) Now Just Try to open the folder.

Great!! it will not open.

5) Last step... (Just Make it more secure)

Check the option again in Folder Option for Simple File Sharing

So that no one can see security tab...

Unlock:

1) To Unlock, Now you need to get back the Security Tab, For that You have to Uncheck the

Simple File Sharing in folder option in view tab (Same as Above First Step).

2) Right Click on the Locked Folder and Goto Properties

Go to Security tab

Click on Your User name and click Allow to all

3) Click Ok

4) Now Just Try to open the folder.

Great!! it will open.

5) Last step...

Uncheck the option again in Folder Option for Simple File Sharing

So that no one can see security tab...

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